textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Teyosexual

sexually attracted exclusively to Teyo; attracted to just teyo.

"Guys... I think im coming out as Teyosexual."

by joshieboy66 August 17, 2021

Turosexual

someone who is sexually attracted to cheese; they are also usually attracted to other people as well

Person 1: What is your sexual orientation?
Person 2: I am turosexual, but I am specifically drawn towards parmesan and feta cheese.

by maoledong December 28, 2021