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Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??
by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010
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Sachin Tendulkar

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.
Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)
by DonBradman March 9, 2010
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tenfold bash

Masturbating and successfully ejaculating on ten separate occasions in the space of 24 hours
Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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satori tendou

tendou is better than you. he will always be better than you. he is living perfection. whilst you? are ugly. in conclusion, tendou deserves life more than anyone you know
"baki baki ni ore, nani wo? kokoro wo da yo~
konagona ni kudake, nani wo?

seishin wo, da yo.

-satori tendou
by 1nsidi0us January 3, 2021
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Altus Tendo

al·tus ten·do (al-tuhs ten-doh)
--verb
1. Latin phrase translated as "I reach high".
2. Motto of the USCG Chief Petty Officers Academy.
by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008
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tendulkar

A person who is consistently an exceptional performer and worshipped by his fans.

From the Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, who is GOD for cricket lovers.
John from our Finance Division is a real tendulkar.
by pointninenine August 7, 2010
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Tendou satori

a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.

He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima
„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori
by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020
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