Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008
Get the telepatheticmug. When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
by babu-G November 30, 2019
Get the telepatheticmug. The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.
Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.
Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.
"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"
Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"
"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"
"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"
Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"
"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"
"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"
by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014
Get the telepatheticmug. (tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective
1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.
-adjective
1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.
Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.
by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008
Get the telepathetic mug. The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.
Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."
by A Man Named "H" March 1, 2010
Get the telepatheticmug. "I was trying to communicate with you telepathically, but I was failing miserably, and it was telepathetic!"
by Sylvermonk December 27, 2007
Get the telepatheticmug. having extrasensory perception, but with low accuracy; may be used as a noun or adjective; a hybrid of the words telepathic and pathetic; telepathetical is also commonly used and accepted.
Bree: Wow, I just had deja vous.
Rebecca: What? Your mom is getting fatter? That's not deja vous.
Bree: Whatever. Your mom is fat too.
Rebecca: You're totally telepathetic!
Rebecca: What? Your mom is getting fatter? That's not deja vous.
Bree: Whatever. Your mom is fat too.
Rebecca: You're totally telepathetic!
by ImBeckala@hotmail.com October 15, 2006
Get the telepatheticmug.