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TEFLON

A person who seems to get away with EVERYTHING, no matter what it is! Nothing "sticks" to teflon!
That girl is like teflon, you can charge her all day long but never get a conviction!
by teflondawn March 13, 2009
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Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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teeloolee

TEE-loo-lee

A small penis, particularly that of a child.

An emasculating reference to a man's junk.
Don't get your teeloolee caught in your zipper, Timmy ... and don't forget to wash your hands!

The dude's got a teeloolee ... any smaller it would be a clit.
by 3-Ball June 26, 2020
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Teflon Con

A term used for a person, woman, man, camera, T.V. that is a well known con artist who has yet to pay for ANY of their lifelong crimes.

These crimes usually consist of tax and bank fraud, obstruction of justice, bribery, defamation, and more. Not to mention the numerous atrocities committed by said con.
The Teflon Con is sweatin' bullets after losing this election. As he should be after the Supreme Court said that there are limits to the powers of the presidency and stoutly reaffirmed the principle that not even the president is above the law.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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teflon dump

When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.
#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?

#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!
by Poldi January 19, 2010
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teflonista

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes
The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.
by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006
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teflon

Teflon is solid with an extremely low coefficient of friction. It is commonly used as a nonstick coating for pans. There are many misconceptions about teflon. Although it IS used on armor-piercing rounds, it does not provide ANY of the armor-piercing capabilities. The BULLET is hardened steel. The teflon coating is used ONLY to protect the rifling of the gun's barrel. Also it is NOT bullet proof. Kevlar is the material used in bulletproof vests. "Bullet-proof ballistic nylon" is a freakin trademark used for luggage. Although rap is pleasant to listen to, please turn elsewhere for your education.
If you own a vest made of "bullet-proof ballistic nylon" please allow me to personally shoot you to demonstrate its lack of protection against penetration. However, I can make a nice omelet on your otherwise useless clothing.

Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.
by Dr. Reggy Reins September 1, 2005
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