Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

by Pose April 6, 2009

Techtarded

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

techtarian

A political-economic system in which totalitarian attributes are enabled by pervasive technology, especially when related to big data.

Technology + Totalitarian = Techtarian

Early aspects of techtarianism can be seen in the United States PRISM project, China's attempts to use technology to monitor and control freedom of expression, State linked shut-downs of communications in times of crisis, wholesale monitoring of international communication systems, and systematic monitoring of big data to produce probabilities and risk profiles for those monitored, regardless of suspicious activity or nefarious intent by those monitored and/or without knowledge of those monitored.

While the ultimate manifestations of techtarian systems are not yet defined, the use of technology toward totalitarian ends is emerging as a result of state based efforts to manipulate, monitor and control aspects of technology for the purposes of advancing state based objectives.

by Kaskaad June 13, 2013

techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

tech tard

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market

Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.

by applz mccraken August 14, 2008

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011