technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

Technophrenic

Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.

He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.

by Axiomatius December 14, 2008

Technophobia

A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.

Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.

by Hwang October 20, 2003

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

technosober

(Noun) To be technology sober, or in other words to refrain from using technology after it has become an obsession or addiction in ones life. (Verb) to go through a process of weening off a technology addiction such as Iphones, ipads, Computers, TV, Xbox, wii (if your like 5 years old, which is pretty sad to be reading this if you are), playstation, the internet, facebook, twitter, youtube, and oh yah myspace I guess for whoever still uses that. To go technology sober is a big decision in ones life since practically everything in the world revolves around technology, so it is clear as to why so many people have this addiction. One might want to check into rehab. Even interventon has run TV shows on people with such addictions.

Caring friend: "Why dont you get your ass out of the chair and off of Hulu, stop collection unemployment, and go find a job!!!!"

Guy: "I cant, Im just not ready to go technosober yet...."

Nerd: "So John have you checked out the new eHarmony website? its really awesome ive met lots of hot girls."

Other Nerd: "No I deleted my account right after I became technosober because it was killing me."

Nerd: "Wow you have guts kid."

by apple123abc May 16, 2010