tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

Tebowed

Verb: To get Jimmered, i.e., to succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette and adapted to Tim Tebow. It is said of Jimmer that he is within three-point range the moment he steps off the bus. Similarly, Tebow has a chance, and perhaps even a likelihood, to win a game the minute that game is scheduled.

The Pittsburgh Steelers got Tebowed Sunday night.

by jzalisa January 9, 2012

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

tebowed

To be soundly defeated by a superior opponent; to be humiliated during a sporting event

Did you see how the Raiders got tebowed on Sunday?

by Merlin235 September 21, 2011

Tebowed

To be beaten in fotball on the first play in overtime. Derived from Tim Tebow and the Broncos' victory over the Steelers in said fashion

Wow, the Steelers just got Tebowed!

by ifmod January 11, 2012

Tebowed

Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent.

Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.

by tyscat January 9, 2012

Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011