Teague Comedy

A comedy that is mainly targeted at uneducated Middle-Americans. You know you are watching a Teague Comedy when dialogue that isn't really that funny makes your fully-grown adult friend snort milk out of his nose, and when educated humor is said, the same man will chuckle half-heartedly because even though everyone else is laughing, he really didn't get the joke.

John: Man those Mel Brooks movies are sooooo funny, i snort milk out of my nose everytime i watch them!
Ben: Really? When's the last time you saw "Robin Hood: Men In Tights?"
John: I don't know, when i was 12...
Ben: Goddammit John, thats such a Teague Comedy!
*Ben punches John*
John: What was i thinking.....

by JG Schnooglebottoms May 25, 2010

Teague Drotar

A stupid gay dumb lesbian who smells like dead fertilizer and makes me nauseous constantly because he’s so gross

Alex Grado: Dude stop acting gay
Weird guy: never!
Alex Grado: Your such a Teague drotar!

by Fat igga mark April 18, 2019

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

Teague Effect

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.

by mommysmilk June 9, 2023

Teague Time

To wear a Jeff Teague and not have any “Drawls” on.

I knew it would be a wild night when Teague Time started. That’s when he walked in wearing that #0 Hawks jersey and no drawls.

by Teague_Time September 21, 2025

Courtney Teague

The act of involving oneself in every situation around them which brings extreme paranoia, in which the repercussions puts every one else around into an unessary conundrum.

Yesterday John John got everyone in the trap courtney teague.

by Kid karma February 10, 2019

Dirty Teague

when you get your balls trapped in another’s mans mouth and so you say to them that if they don’t take it out you’ll give them a dirty teague and you’ll spunk all over his face

stop clamping my balls or i’ll give you a dirty teague

by chellis1435 May 15, 2020