Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006

Twin Tea Kettle

When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...

me and the wife were bored so we figure a little twin tea kettle action would start things up

by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009

Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Twin Tea Kettle (revision)

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off

Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

by Boo Koo Dinero May 30, 2018