furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.

Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"

by cemantix March 02, 2014

Salty Tea Cup

when a guy skeets up and catches it in his scrotum then the girl slurps it out

Dude last night some girl gave me a salty tea cup and it was great.

by Philonme January 22, 2009

Frosted tea cup

Blowing a load in a girls belly button and letting it sit there for at least 30 seconds

As I could feel the tickle in the fruit of my loins I spackled my ejaculate into my bitches belly button completing the frosted tea cup.

by Scotch plains sucks February 09, 2008

English tea cup

When one pees into a girls belly button, then dips a crumpet into the pee and makes the girl eat it

Sally came over yesterday at high noon for an English tea cup.

by NotMexican8 August 26, 2022

The Special Tea Cup

The one who is getting teabagged. The Teabagee if you will

Person 1: Holy Moly! I’m The Special Tea Cup!

by Hawgfawma October 28, 2021

tea cup titties

when a girls nipples are as big around as a tea cup.

guy 1: where were you last night?

guy 2: i went over to haileys house man.

guy 1: dude i heard she had some fucking tea cup titties.

guy 2: that shit dont matter atleast i got some!

by yourmotherstwat July 21, 2008

hot tea cup

When a male take his own penis and inserts it in to his own rectum and then urinates

Hot tea cup is when (My partner grabbed the handle of the hot teacup and then the tea poured all over my partner and it was hot in my anus and on my partners chest.)

by 💊💊💊💊💊 February 21, 2015