tardosaur

someone so set in there ways that even if they are wrong they will insist on knowing what they are talking about.

my dad thinks that if I use the internet I will break the computer. I tell him he is wrong but he won't believe me. he is such a tardosaur.

by i9incher October 27, 2009

tardology

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'

Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

tardout

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Don-Tardo

To do, look, or say something retarded.

That kid in the short school bus must be don-tardo.

by Bill Hendrick September 14, 2006

tardo

A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.

Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.

Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.

by k rico October 26, 2005

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

by Broadacres January 17, 2011

Tardoism

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!

Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!

by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011