Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

tu vieja en tanga

Tu vieja en tanga is your mother in underwear. In Spanish it's a way to insult someone.

Girl 1: who's in your picture?
Girl 2: tu vieja en tanga

by xxNai_ February 9, 2018

Tangalang

Any object that shines bling or illuminate.

1. All my diamonds "Tangalang".

2. Did you see that car rims ? They was "Tangalang".

by DeelowDiamondMan May 24, 2014

Trongavitus

A disease in which a person has watched so much porn that nothing can arouse them anymore. Trong himself, does not have this disease. There has been only one reported case and oO FATALITI Oo is the diseased.

oO FATALITI Oo's got trongavitus!

by Trong Dude October 25, 2006

Tangatari

The brother of Poontang
A Tangatari is a penis.

Girl: I need to get myself some Tangatari
Gay Best Friend: Me too, I'm gagging for it.

(Sexy Man enters)

Sexy Man: Hey! Do you two fancy a lick of my Tangatari?
Girl + Gay Best Friend: YES PLEASE!

by PatrickWolf September 2, 2009

Tanga Metida

Spanish word literally translated as "A Thong stuck".
It's basically describing someone who is up in people's business or sticking their nose where they should be.

Nadien te quiere aqui, pinche Tanga Metida!!

by JosieGrosie December 8, 2010

tanganang

Its where two people are talking a load of shit basically. You add tanganang to any word you want. Primarily you add it to words that end in a consenant that dont sound like a vowel. W for instance sounds like and o at the end. Y is often pronounced E at the end. You'll figure it out ingood time.

Such as Holepunchatanganang. (Holepunch)
Such as Computeratanganang. (Computer)
Such as Pentanganang. (Pen)

by FaneandRyanatang November 21, 2013