Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

Tabina

She’s the most romantic and adorable woman. Her beautiful eyes and smile brighten everyone’s day. She will make you fall for her and you’ll never be able to let her go. She has the best taste in men and she is very caring and kind. She will bring the best out of you and will make you feel like your the best.

Boy: omg I like this girl
Girl: what’s her name ?
Boy: Her name is Tabina
Girl: OMG YOU NEED TO KEEP HER

Boy: why ?
Girl: Because she’s probably the best girl out there
Boy: Ok

by coolperson1000 November 4, 2020

Taint teaser

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

by Epididymitis March 3, 2019

Taint

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

i just licked her taint

by raviisaslut March 12, 2017

Taintfly

An elaborate tattoo of a butterfly on an individual’s taint. Unisex in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. Generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. Traditionally the recipient of a "taintfly" is involved in some sort of bet or dare.

Bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly?
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!

by GilltronZERO November 19, 2010