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take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.
Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.
by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017
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Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone
by Lockhimup January 27, 2019
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Take a Trump

Slang for dedicating, shitting, pooping, taking a shit, dropping a deuce, number 2
Yeah man can you hurry and get home? I had Mexican for lunch and I really need to take a Trump.
by Natovirus September 24, 2016
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take a trump

the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals
Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?
by cowardly_pigeon January 27, 2016
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Take a Trump

Taking an incredibly toxic dump.
Omg, where is the next bathroom? I have to take a Trump!
by Wessi December 10, 2016
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take a trump

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent
To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.
by Rogerdodgerer September 30, 2016
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Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.
Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.
by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021
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