People born in Taiwan, love Taiwan, have parents from Taiwan, or love anything Taiwanese. And even though people say we are actually Chinese, we used to be.... a couple hundred years ago. So everyone on Taiwan is Taiwanese, not Chinese.
by EternalAzn January 31, 2010
Get the Taiwanese mug.The majority population living on the island of Taiwan. They are not only culturally different from the Han Chinese, but genetically different as well.
When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.
The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.
As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.
The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.
As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
by twainer August 30, 2005
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Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018
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Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
by Joshua Conduit May 29, 2020
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"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
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If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
by LOLWUT!?!?!??? April 28, 2011
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Person A: Hey! its that cool Chinese dude again!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
by twaussie July 6, 2006
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