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Taiwanese

People born in Taiwan, love Taiwan, have parents from Taiwan, or love anything Taiwanese. And even though people say we are actually Chinese, we used to be.... a couple hundred years ago. So everyone on Taiwan is Taiwanese, not Chinese.
American: Hey, are you Chinese?

Asian: No, I'm Taiwanese.

American: Oh, that's cool.
by EternalAzn January 31, 2010
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taiwanese

The majority population living on the island of Taiwan. They are not only culturally different from the Han Chinese, but genetically different as well.

When the Mainland Chinese sailors, bandits, and businessmen came to the island of Taiwan 500-600 years ago, they were for the most part exclusively male.

The ones that remained on the island married the local women with genetic stock closer to the pacific islanders than the Han Chinese.

As a result, the Chinese genetic lineage began to weaken as the mixed children of these relationships had more children. The reason that Taiwanese have Chinese last names is due to the Patriarchy and Racism of Chinese colonialism. Genetically speaking, however,Taiwanese and Chinese are significantly different.
Taiwanese are sexy mofos who are genetically different from the Chinese.
by twainer August 30, 2005
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Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018
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Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me
by Joshua Conduit May 29, 2020
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Taiwanese Tumbler

The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.

"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
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Taiwanese

People, objects, etc. that originate from the island of Taiwan.

If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.

Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
The Taiwanese are fucking awesome. Mainland Chinese can go suck some dicks.
by LOLWUT!?!?!??? April 28, 2011
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Taiwanese

Completely different from being Chinese, Taiwanese people dosent have the irratating accent those Chinese losers would have. Taiwanese are more freindlier as well, good people they are
Person A: Hey! its that cool Chinese dude again!

Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!

Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
by twaussie July 6, 2006
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