Tanasexual

only gay for tana mongeau

friend 1: did you see tana’s new ig pic?
friend 2: omg yes i’m so tanasexual

by TANA MONGEAU’S WHORE November 25, 2019

Thanosexual

Someone who gets off on making way too many Thanos jokes and/or puns while discussing the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ethan is a kind of cool guy, but hanging out with him can be a chore since he's such a Thanosexual.

by Not Not Molly June 11, 2018

tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank

I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy

by German unicorn🇩🇪🦄 May 14, 2017

talonsexual

1. When you are attracted to Talon

2. That random bird feet fetish

1. I love Talon so much! I'm Talonsexual!

2. I will lick bird feet.

by Avocadopop July 23, 2016

Tanasexual

You are not straight nor Bisexual nor Lesbian nor Pansexual Nor Asexual You are Yourself. TanaSexual means you will date who tf You want and like who tf you want without being limited to labels.

Wow,I’m Tanasexual

by Tanasexual March 10, 2019

tardsexual

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.

*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.

by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008

Theosexual

A sexual attraction to god or other higher power

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.

by godishot October 11, 2011