taco meat

A jokingly derogatory term Aggies use for Bevo, the longhorn mascot of the University of Texas. Indicates that the creature (and the school, by extension) is of exceptionally poor quality and is only fit to be ground-up and served as taco meat.

This term became especially popular after an ESPNU commercial depicting an Aggie playing a Pictionary/charades-like game. The visual prompt included UT's longhorn logo and a hook. The aggie refused to answer "Hook 'em Horns" and instead refers to the longhorn (somewhat disgustedly) as taco meat.

The video can be found online quite easily.

"He must be a tea-sip. He has a picture of old 'taco meat' in his room."

by bdabbs December 1, 2006

taco meat

rear view vagina

"dude, did you see her 'taco meat' when she bent over?"

by Garrrrrrrrett April 7, 2010

Taco meat

dark colored chest hair

When Steve went to the club he was a corny silk shirt that showed off his taco meat

by Mastermind15 November 24, 2007

taco-meat

Beaded-up hair on the human body. Most commonly found underneth the chin and on the front and back of the neck.

You need to shave all that damn taco-meat from under your chin.

by gregory June 9, 2003

Taco meat

The act of someone shoving their toe in a hole in the ground. It is used for physical pain and is considered a fetish.

Omg that girl is a fan of taco meat! How weird!

by LRS <3 July 24, 2017

taco meat

Some vaginas can be classified as fish lips, while some tacos. The extra flap in some vaginas is called the taco meat. The vagina is like a taco, and the meat is the flab.

Dang that girl was disgusting, she had so much taco meat on that shit.

by DMONEYWAYNE May 31, 2009

Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.

My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.

by Thelilboy April 4, 2019