Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

by Taconaire September 14, 2009

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Hot taco salad

Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.

My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.

by Tibereas June 18, 2018

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007

angry taco salad

when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing

Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok

by kakaweewee November 9, 2009

tacosalad

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce

that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!

by bigP187 March 2, 2010