Texas Taco Salad 

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

Texas Taco Salad by Taconaire September 14, 2009

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad 

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

tossin a taco salad 

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

tossin a taco salad by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Hot taco salad 

Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.

My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.

Hot taco salad by Tibereas June 18, 2018

tossed taco salad 

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

tossed taco salad by A. Friend October 7, 2007

angry taco salad 

when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing

Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok

angry taco salad by kakaweewee November 9, 2009

tacosalad 

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce

that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!

tacosalad by bigP187 March 2, 2010