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Hipster Tabasco

Slang term for Sriracha Thai hot sauce.

Comes from the fact that Sriracha is and has become ubiquitous in most hipster-type eating/drinking establishments and the kitchens of the more "arty" college students at your local liberal arts university. While Tabasco (and to a lesser extent, Texas Pete along with several others) was once the universal hot sauce used in cooking and spicing up certain foods, Sriracha has generally replaced it as a hipper/cooler alternative to the boring old slice of Americana that Tabasco can be considered. However, Sriracha can only be considered Hipster Tabasco if it is used unnecessarily on foods that don't normally require or taste better with hot sauce. Either way, it's just another way for kids that had no culture before they left the suburbs to prove to the world at large how much cooler they are than you.

Can be found at most asian markets, better grocery stores, and in the half-used variety on moving day in dumpsters outside any place college kids have been living.
Having a hard day? Hung over from being a Free Lance Party Photographer? Fell off your tallbike after someone with a job they have to go to pay for their student loans cut you off in their car while you were impeding traffic? Try a Hipster Sanguinary Maria Redeye! Take one CAN (has to be can!) of PBR, mix with your favorite tomato juice, and throw in an unnecessary amount of Hipster Tabasco. Serve over ice and enjoy with your favorite brand of cheap cigarettes until you vomit! Take pictures, post on Facebook, and repeat!

Or just throw it on that gluten-free or what have you abomination of food you bought from whatever trendy restaurant and/or grocery store that's near whatever overly gentrified area you're living in!
by Spicy Boughner April 9, 2010
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tabasco rocket

It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed:

Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)

Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.

The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...

Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases

.:Don't Try This At Home:.
Toby: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬

Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.
by Toby and Neil June 25, 2008
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Tabasco Dick

This is when you are about to have sex with a nasty bitch and you wrap it, slap on Tabasco sauce then wrap it again. Once the bitch screams you get out because the first one busted.
That bitch was so nasty, I had to give her the Tabasco Dick!
by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009
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Tabasco Challenge

A series of shots designed to get any person, no matter how tolerant, absolutely shit-faced. Consists of: licking salt off of left wrist, double shot of tequila, shot of rum, shot of vodka with a dash of Tabasco, double shot of tequila, licking salt off of right wrist. Invented by three students at Lovett College at Rice University.
"So I did the Tabasco Challenge last night, and I woke up wearing my friend's pants."
by Edgar Odell November 4, 2006
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tabasco hot ass

When you stretch a women or mans buttocks apart with great force. Then you pour an excessive amount of hot sauce into the butthole and fuck it excessively.
Mike gave Ethan a tabasco hot ass! His asshole is redder than satans dick!
by Rawrkara May 16, 2010
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Southern Indiana Tabasco Sprinkler

A southern indiana tabasco sprinkler is when 1 female pours a bottle of hot sauce into another females anus through a lubricated funnel. The female with the ass full of tabasco then squats over the other female that now has her legs spread open. The female grunts hard and a spicy shower of chicken sauce is sprayed into the second females vagina
The Southern Indiana Tabasco Sprinkler makes me want chicken.
by Chives and Diego May 4, 2007
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tabasco

Extreme antonym for "weak sauce".

Refers to being extremely balla, daring, and/or courageous.
Those runny pancakes made with olive oil instead of eggs were pretty weak sauce as pancakes go, but those who dared to eat them were pretty tabasco.
by PanicRoomLYZ June 30, 2008
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