by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011
Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"
Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"
Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"
by shellyblack May 18, 2009
woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.
by black bill bob May 21, 2009
A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 18, 2009
Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
by KingUnicorn477 May 20, 2009
WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 05, 2010