Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.

Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...

by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015

Truck Driver

What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.

I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.

by Jay Z's generic alternative December 6, 2003

Black Clitoris Truck Driver

The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.

I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

Tennessee Truck Driver

An act of alternative sexual intercourse where the female in the situation perches herself spread eagle above the males head where the male dressed in a silver thong, a cowboy hat, leather vest, and snakeskin boots furiously fists the female as she shits upon his hat.

tennessee truck driver

by Augustine Marsalles August 29, 2012

Dump Truck Driver

It is when you are having sex with a chick, you release your load and leave

Nick gave it to Susan good, he gave her the dump truck driver

by JMoregon August 4, 2007

The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.

"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"

by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011

Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.

eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.

by Coco Schmoko September 8, 2009