A vampire version of a French kiss, but with one or more razor blades in the mouths of the 2 or more vampires kissing, cutting each others mouths and tongues in a lust filled manner.Because of a vampires ability to quickly heal, it is a way to feed, and toy with death.
by Sko_56 January 21, 2008

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.
Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.
by Jet Dude August 7, 2012

When four males have buttsex and its like the human centipede, but the guy at the very front is dressed as a vampire.
by EliReyes16 October 18, 2012

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

A clandestine gathering place for mythical creatures, where Count Dracula moonlights as the concierge. Often used metaphorically to describe any situation that turns unexpectedly supernatural or chaotic.
Person 1: "I thought the office meeting would be normal, but it turned into a total Hotel Transylvania when Bob accidentally turned into a werewolf during his presentation."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."
by anonymous November 26, 2023

To skillfully manage a situation, especially when it involves a diverse and eccentric group of individuals. Inspired by Count Dracula's ability to run a hotel for monsters with unique needs.
Person 1: "How did you handle that family reunion with your quirky relatives?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."
by Didoiso123 November 26, 2023
