babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

Toylicker

A person who likes to lick freshly used sex toys

That toylicker just can't get enough of licking sex toys.

by Voniter September 24, 2016

toyless

a fat man

dude stop eating you will become like toyless
true LULW

by bruhmomento1 July 6, 2019

toyler

The most toy

Fuck you Toyler

by Kettlemancu7 July 8, 2021

toylaurie

an editor on tiktok who is amazing

toylaurie is an editor

by toylaurie November 3, 2021

Toyls

The human name of Lithuania from the Anime Hetalia. It’s the Lithuanian spelling btw

“Toyls is so nervous yet so nice”

by Coocoo1727 July 12, 2022

Toylex

An influential person or thing of status regarded as a receptacle of waste causing death, destruction and poverty.

Why would anyone vote for that toylex?
He's going to kill himself driving that toylex.

by MotorGhost November 15, 2022