Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.

Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.

by Great Seany January 17, 2017

tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.

She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom

by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017

Tortilla booty

A flat butt

"Did you see Roxy's ass?"

"Yeah, she has a tortilla booty"

by Hacobo44 July 1, 2015

tortilla curtain

The jokey term for the U.S./Mexican Border. Referencing to the Iron Curtain of the (former)USSR.

"There,beyond the tortilla curtain,is America.The BradyBunch,EarthWind&Fire y todo"

by Jeff8A December 25, 2007

Tortilla Nigger

Pejorative reference to Mexicans.

Boarder Patrol Agent: Get up out of that gully you Tortilla Nigger.

Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?


Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.

Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.

by Pelihu April 12, 2009

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010