toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

toast and toe nails

It is toast spread with orange marmalade.

Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.

by Jon-a-tin May 9, 2006

toe nail fish bucket

a phrase to inflict fear in the twitch streamer imperial_valkyrie

imperial_valkrie: playing roblox on stream
chatapsy431: toenail fish bucket
imperial_valkrie: toe nail fish bucket? eww. eww, what?

by Luko_Landino January 25, 2021

Dog toe nail soup

Dog toenail soup is very yummy soup mixed with dog toe nails yum yum yum.

I would like some yummy Dog toe nail soup please yum yum yum

by anonymous October 30, 2020

National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.

“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020

Rat toe nail

A very rare and exciting item to find. Can be used as an item of food. Some people use them as ornaments or as lucky charms.

''WOAH! Dude i just found a Rat toe nail!'' Said Mystic ''Cool, want to eat it ?'' excitedly responded Ruthra.

by Ruthraz July 19, 2018