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turkey throat

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
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throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.
I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.
by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010
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Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.
I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.
by Caedoe April 14, 2014
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bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.
Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.
by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
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Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...
by Sex101 February 5, 2009
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Throat Check

Verb: To punch and/or elbow soemone in the throat as a means of getting something
I would have throat checked an old lady on her way to church to get a phone call from my husband in boot camp.
by Kyrieeleison88 July 19, 2012
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Fat Throat Syndrome

Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.
when you hear a chubster talk then you know they have the Fat Throat SYndrome
by Mauro Vescera April 19, 2008
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