too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.

example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"

by name used whatever October 25, 2011

Enough Threads

The highest level of style a person can wear.
Commonly thought of as the elite clothing brand.
Anything else is terrible next to Enough Threads.

"Seeing someone wearing Enough Threads when I'm not makes me want to stab myself with a fork because of my stupid clothing choice"

I'm wearing Enough Threads because I'm a stylish bastard.

On a scale of 1 to Enough Threads, how good is what you're wearing?

by EnoughThreadsForLIFE June 15, 2011

Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Crossed Threads

Once just generally meaning confused thoughts but now used to mean when two or more people are talking in an internet chatroom and get two different subjects confused together.

WiL> Have you got it yet?
Tony> I got summat well kewl other day!
WiL> Oh?
Tony> Ill look, BRB...
WiL> Sent it ages ago!
Tony> Its well kewl, a mate sent it 2 me! :D
WiL> He did!? Hang on, weve got Crossed Threads, mate, R U on about the mail I sent U or this other thing?

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

A New Set of Threads

a new (clothing) outfit

I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a new set of threads.

by painterly September 13, 2009

Jack Threads

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.

I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.

Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.

by Shoppin4Win October 16, 2010