The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004

the Shoelace Express

A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.

Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.

by xanadude313 August 31, 2019

The shover robot

No, the shover robot pushes. It's the pusher robot that shoves.

Most people miss that...

by The Robot Shover October 14, 2003

Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 30, 2006

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022

the shover robot

Do not trust the robot pusher - he is malfunctioning.

He has been pushed down the stairs.

by The Shover Robot December 18, 2003

shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010