A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011

There everywhere(those school bus things)...... There trying to take over the world and bring you to hell! (Watch out)
by FCAT-Florida Child Abuse Tatic March 12, 2009

Kid: I don't wanna ride the school bus mom.
Mom: why are you complaining you get to ride in a yellow limo to school evryday.
Mom: why are you complaining you get to ride in a yellow limo to school evryday.
by What's happenin' April 15, 2006

by nasty n8 August 20, 2005

A large orange-yellow vehicle for students who does not know how to take a public transit like a city bus, drive, doesn't have car pool, or doesn't have any form of transportation. This big annoying vehicle has bad supension and gives a headache. Always sticky on the inside and hot. Plus the driver always turns on the radio up too loud. AKA. The Losermobile
Ken lost his liscence and does not know how to take a city bus so he has to take that headache (school bus) to school.
by Rinard October 1, 2005

a large contained tin used to pick kids up at bus stops used mainly in the morning or in the afternoon
a school-bus is commonly used for school needs, such as taking kids to school or delivering them back.
by Obama-prism July 28, 2020

A sexual act. Upgrade from the minivan.
It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.
It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.
by Oppshitkacked_dacks July 15, 2022
