ayo the pizza here

when the pizza arrives

hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*

by the pizza has arrived October 14, 2021

Put It On The Pizza

when there is lack of a better phrase to use, you would say this. It is used like, "and then i found five dollars".

when in doubt say this.

it was first said by the olsen twins in their, "pizza" video.

dork 1: what should we do with these christmas ornaments?
cool kid: eh, put it on the pizza

dork 2: Oh my gosh I got a speeding ticket!!
cool kid: Just put it on the pizza!

dork 3: I have some pepperoni.
cool kid: put it on the pizza

dork 4: hey do you like this new song?
cool kid: yea, its definitely put it on the pizza material

by zeppie & chichi December 30, 2010

Ayo The Pizza Here

An omori fandom joke, where Mari fell down the stairs when she went to get the pizza

Mari: ayo the pizza here!
Sunny and Basil: well, I guess it’s trauma time

by SunnyKin April 6, 2021

skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.

You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..

by Wobez July 25, 2014

Peek Over The Pizza

The act of walking in on two people having intercourse and joining in with or without permission.

I gave my ex a Peek over The Pizza because I wanted to fuck her again.

by AN0SEater December 27, 2020

oh shit the pizza

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

by MRSANDPERSON May 18, 2010

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011