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Jon - The Italian Stallion

An extremely good looking Italian who knows every pleasure position in the book of sex.
by wordknower January 22, 2015
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Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid
Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020
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Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success
by Hello2orld February 29, 2020
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lil jon and the eastside boyz

The most overrated hip hop group in the business today. Their songs are characterized by a lot of screaming and repetitive lyrics with random strings of swears and the phrases "WHHHAAATTT", "YEEEAAAHH", and "OOKKAAY".
guy #1: did you hear the new lil jon and the eastside boyz album?
guy #2: Why would I want to hear Lil Jon screaming "bitch bitch motherfucka bitch" over and over again? I listen to Jay-Z, Atmosphere, etc. You know, good stuff.
by shadowcaster187 April 15, 2006
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lil jon and the eastside boyz

the best rap group ever. they are a punk crunk mix that kciks ass
Lil jon is sweeet and his eastisde boys
by LilJOnwhattt: July 30, 2005
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lil jon and the eastside boyz

a hip hop group that you cant understand any of the words and loves the word crunk
"Man I listened to the lil jon and the eastside boyz cd and the only word i could i could understand was crunk"
by Bob May 1, 2004
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jon from the wonk

A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.

characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook

"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."

Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.

Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010
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