kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7

Kaitlyn the giraffe hates siege and loves apex legends

by Koorush November 22, 2021

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

the origami giraffe

The sexual position of which the woman throws her legs back over her head while laying on her stomach. The male performs normal vaginal intercourse, thus making the girl orgasm greatly, her moans making her stretch her neck in pleasure, resembling a giraffe.

1. "So dude, did you bang her hardcore or what?'
"Yeah man, we did a bunch of new positions. Such as the origami giraffe. It was crazy, dude. You should totally try it!"
"Thanks for the tip,I'll go try it out now!"

2. "Yo son,you do dat origami giraffe last night that shit was kick'n dawg.
"Yeah that bitch was moanin like a chicken,yeaahh boiii"

by Bobbith Rizzle October 28, 2007