The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

by Brian H October 12, 2005

Hop Off The Dangles

a word a phrase that means stop following me or "get off my case" but a better way to say it

child 1 : i think someones following us
Child 2 : i know lets ask him
Child 1 : are you following us
Child molester : yaaaa :)
Child 2 :hop off the dangles wierdo
child molester : :(

by xD nM . December 15, 2009

the angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 9, 2009

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

the dangerous darbys

Awesome jam band at ODU that plays local bars. Has talent way beyong the scope of even their most loyal fans. Derives there inspiration and sound from the fairy -tale like like of one of their boob friends named darby.

Nick: The dangerous darbys are playin the tap house this friday

Girls #1 -18 : oh awesome! i'll def be there, i love the dangerous darbys

by nick865 February 15, 2008

The Danger

Walter White

"I'm not in danger Skyler, I am the danger"

by Amongussusimposter April 17, 2021