drop the coffee

to have an orgasm, based on a scene in "man of the year"

oh shit, last night melissa gave me head and i dropped the coffee all over that bitch's face.

oh my god, i saw my friends new mclaren SLR and nearly dropped the coffee.

dude, that shit is lame, dont drop the coffee.

by i got two dicks son November 5, 2006

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Spill the Coffee

Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.

R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?

A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"

by asdf27890 June 7, 2018

creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016