big dumb hands

Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!
by clarkcunt January 09, 2009
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big dumb face

by lol September 16, 2003
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big dumb hoe

1: a big girl who stinks and dates a lot of people, the girl may or may not be retarded
That Emily Acosta is really a big dumb hoe
by Landon_520- January 06, 2020
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Big Dumb Mother Fucker

“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez
by dlcita February 09, 2019
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big an dumb

christina loves big an dumb
by one an only December 19, 2016
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big bag of dumb

used to describe a stupid situation or object
"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"
by KDHinSTL July 15, 2008
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