tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.
Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.
by danbrown4life February 24, 2008
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tele-poop

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
by nastydandude May 20, 2008
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Tele-Sleepover

Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.
Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.
by Trenton Romulox December 03, 2006
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tele adulterer

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.
You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!
by Sannock September 29, 2019
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Tele-partying

A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.
Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
by Adam Flanigan October 04, 2012
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tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac December 08, 2015
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Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
by hansolo007 October 21, 2011
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