stupid idiots who don't know how to have any fun what-so-ever and won't let kids do anything they want to
i hate teachers
by wouldnt u like 2 know November 26, 2003
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(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced...
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
by BTS_Lover07 November 2, 2019
Get the Teachers mug.There is a 50 percent chance that hes a white fat guy. The teachers teach and most of time they suck at it They handle kids like how they treat technology Scream how useless they are.
Student 1: Teachers suck
Student 2: Well yes but teachers are a staple of society .
Student 1: Shut up nerd.
Student 2: Well yes but teachers are a staple of society .
Student 1: Shut up nerd.
by 6th Grader Teacher September 29, 2020
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by Jon K July 24, 2004
Get the Teachers mug.they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
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"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
And
"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"
And
"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
And
"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"
And
"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018
Get the Teachers mug.Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017
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