Syphilis

Originally from the word Phil and phillis ( philis ). A word often referred to by Abe and people who say wurp and churpsin’. From Chinnor, Oxfordshire,

usually communicated by sexual intercourse.

But its ok because its highly unlikely that you will catch this STD while performing the philis . So keep going!

Ahhhh try the philis she can’t get syphilis! She’ll love it! Wurp!

by I.M Anderson April 26, 2004

Syphilis

The end outcome of being a cheating loser who likes the sound of their own voice too much.

Wow, he had a nice girlfriend and now he has syphilis

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 22, 2007

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball November 04, 2008

Miley Syphilis

noun-Contagious condition. Common among pre-teen girls, where they try to emulate untalented, conceited, phony, prefabricated TV star.

Mom:" Harold, I think our daughter has Miley Syphilis!"
Dad:" At least she's not Britney Speared."

by badugah February 15, 2009

super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.

Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.

by Hrd2gtt May 01, 2021

Syphilis Heights

A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.

Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"

Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"

Dude: "Mos' def!"

by introspectacle January 12, 2011