Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Sylvia

Sylvia is a originally Italian, defined as a beautiful silver flower, usually given to people who radiate with beauty.
An incredible woman with a unique beauty who is at her best when she smiles.

She is just like life, she is full of surprises.

Sylvia's are small guitars in India and they refer the shape of a humans body too.

She loves to laugh and have fun and achieves her goals no matter what anybody says or do to try to stop her.

Dope Boyfriend and people admire him. She only cares about him. Sylvia is so lucky.

by Prophet Taî March 8, 2017

Sylvie

Gorgeous. She has beautiful eyes and is possibly the best person you will ever meet. She is very nice and funny, but thinks her jokes are lame. She's extremely popular and has a perfect body and face it's crazy. Sylvie is flawless and she's an amazing friend who will always be there for you:) you can trust her with anything

Guy one: dayummmm who's dat shawty

Guy two: sylvie? No bro she's got guys lined up around the block for her

by Xxooxx October 22, 2013

sylviana

She is the most hostess girl around with a great sense of humor wonderful personality and can brighten anyone's day just by looking at her

Wow Sylviana your personality is the best

by My name is kid March 22, 2017

Sylvie

Sylvie is a very artistic individual who prefers more calming hobbies. She is warm hearted and cares for everyone around her, unless a someone doesn’t care back. She may seem somewhat shy at first but if you truly get to know her you’ll realize that she’s super immature and goofy. Just be careful though because a Sylvie could be easily torn down by words, but she’ll recover so don’t even try..

Oh my god I just met Sylvie the other day and she was slightly shy, but today she just really made me laugh!

by Idefc12345 April 2, 2018

Sylvester

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.

If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...

Sylvester is fit fun that any good woman couldn’t live without.

by SexyKel September 19, 2018

Sylvi

The sweetest, funniest, most outstanding female who usually stands out from every other female. She has the nicest voice and tells hilarious jokes and hilarious stories with that soothing voice.

Sylvi is the cutest one in the group!

by autophobicman November 29, 2011