by Loveing galaxy December 20, 2018
Get the Swerved mug.Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 8, 2008
Get the Jersey Swerve mug.by Walter F Hillis July 7, 2015
Get the Perve Swerve mug.Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.
*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*
Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir
*brings a huge box into the house*
You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!
*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*
Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*
You: WTF?
Donkey: HEE HAW
Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir
*brings a huge box into the house*
You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!
*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*
Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*
You: WTF?
Donkey: HEE HAW
by jasonisjericho December 10, 2008
Get the Russo swerve mug.by That one dude guy. February 14, 2012
Get the curve your swerve mug.When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.
Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...
"now you see us, now you don't"
A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.
It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)
But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...
"now you see us, now you don't"
A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.
It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)
But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
by g-diggity May 28, 2008
Get the dolphin surveillance mug.Square flags are kinda swursed.
I had to buy an all new plug adapter just for them swursed Swiss sockets.
I had to buy an all new plug adapter just for them swursed Swiss sockets.
by dieaxtimhaus October 30, 2020
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