dirty swirlie

A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.

Brian was ashamed to discover corn in his ear after being given a dirty swirlie.

by Dirty American May 8, 2007

dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool

I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.

by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018

New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.

We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!

by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

Mr. Swirlie

The sadistic art of having your head dunked in a toilet and having the toilet flushed

I don't wanna return to school because Bob might give me a Mr. Swirlie.

by sirup scorch March 30, 2015

super swirlie

A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.

Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.

Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.

by yikestbh June 8, 2016

chocolate swirlie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and you give her a swirlie at the same time.

Yeah i fucked her, i gave that bitch a chocolate swirlie!

by toodrunk4chicken February 15, 2009