Swine Flu

Like the Bird Flu, but with a pig.

Do you have the Bird Flu?
No niggah, I got the Swine Flu.

by nathenmckenzie April 26, 2009

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

by anarkizm October 29, 2009

Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.

Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!

by Giovanni Mann May 2, 2009

Swine Flu

1. The only thing other than mexicans that is now attempting to cross the US border in the millions.

2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.

CNN: the swine flu came from Mexico
The rest of America: No fuckin shit

Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face

by I like sex with pigs April 27, 2009

Swine Flu

An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?

You're fucked.

Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*

by tacomince April 25, 2009

swine flu

an illness from Mexico that seems to be indistinguishable from the normal flu, and is more of a bunch of hypochondriacs parading around announcing how many symptoms they have up to date.

as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).

Evan: I have five symptoms of Swine flu!
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)

by emilioooo13 May 5, 2009