Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023

Swifty

A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."

"She said Swifty, relax..."

by kxhonda February 7, 2010

Swifty

a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush

swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth

by Callum Trigg June 15, 2009

Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

by Nige007 March 1, 2009

Swifty

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

God that guy may be perfect but he's not a patch on Swifty.

by Rachel August 26, 2004

Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

by Ric088 August 14, 2017

Swifty

A blowjob.

Guy #1- "Man, she's hott!"

Guy #2- "I bet she gives a good swifty."

by berv September 24, 2010