When a girls vagina is too big or loose, you throw a peice of meat such as a hot dog or steak in the girls vagina and get a little dog such as a chiuaua or cockerspaniel and when he enters the vagina to get the meat you fuck the dog to make it a tight pussy

-Hey man did you fuck Destiny last night?
-Yeah man but, I had to Swedge dog it so now i got dog shit all over my dick

Swedge dog by jewbacha coon April 4, 2010

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Sweded

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.

Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.

Sweded by Annastacia March 16, 2008

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wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

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Swodge

To reach a new level of social status and badassery above that of being cool or having swag.

mate, swodge

aww man you have so much swodge

awkward silence... SWODGE!

Swodge by ArC. The Valkyrie February 19, 2014

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