gem sweater

action verb, copular verb, noun

action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.

copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.

noun: the only true glory of the universe.

action verb:

I gem sweatered until their faces melted off. SHAZAM!

copular verb:

He gem sweaters vermilion, chartreuse, and magenta all over the place, filling our minds with passions.

noun:

Glory be to the Mother and to the Jams and to the Gem Sweater, as it was in the Bedazzler, is Now, and ever shall be, Beats without End. Amvets.

by SumeragiSlut October 2, 2007

Sweater Slut

A female who wears unattractive clothing (ie. a sweater) and still manages to look like a whore.

A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"

B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"

A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."

by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011

sweater girl

Girl with an attractive bust who wears tight sweaters.

I have an attractive sweater girl just around the corner from my cube. Women are just about the best thing in life!

by sts0364 January 13, 2005

Sweater Weather

bisexual people all rise for our national anthem

girl 1) hey i rlly like the song sweater weather

girl 2) me too *winks*

girl 1) we are so bi

by SunnySmiles5886 June 22, 2020

tongue sweater

A romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of Cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus oral sex tongue twister Bro...that girl you're dating is hot. You need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!

by DJ SPEAKERBOX March 24, 2016

Asian Sweater Girl

An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.

Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?

by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020

Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.

The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."

by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011