fake svelte

Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight

Donald Trump on a golf course with his shirt tucked into his pants is fake svelte man!

by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024

Borscht svelte

Someone akin to a lounge lizard who may dress gaudily. And feel they are on fleek but they're really just a has been…

See that guy in the corner in the leisure suit? Definitely a. Borscht svelte.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

svelt pelt

Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.

Want a better mental image? Colonel Gathers Post-Op

"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"

by CuntasuarusRex May 13, 2016