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Suspended Congress

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The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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Permanently Suspended

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East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
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susgender

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When the impostor who is not trans is susgender! 😳
by Mr. Twinkieface March 31, 2021
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Suspended luther

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A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"
by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016
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sexspenders

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Black suspenders worn by Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. Named sexspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.
Rob no longer wears the sexspenders because Kellan Lutz borrowed them and stretched them out at a convention.
by MPWastingMorn September 30, 2009
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The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.
Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!
by Eric January 7, 2005
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