A Susana is technically a bitchy hoe with nothing to do than to flirt on guys she isn't that pretty and has a flat ass .She is the ugliest slut/hoe you'll meet she claims to be people's frinedns but she is a back stabbing bitch
by Bruh!!! December 16, 2014
shes the best thing you'll ever meet. shes probably Hispanic and loves to sleep. Susana will be there through thick and thins and will always help you with any problem there is. Susana is the type of girl who will try to make you laugh no matter what.
by fvckkk February 01, 2018
A susana is a rare flower among the midst of ordinary garden variety. This can also reffer to a person.
by anonymous chickypie... October 03, 2006
A beautiful girl talented at everything. Super smart and a great sex goddess. Anything she does is done to perfection. Beautiful face. One of the most gorgeous human beings to roam the planet
by LARPhero November 11, 2010
A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).
Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).
Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.
by retarded_pidgeon May 11, 2010
by big_daddy_lover May 30, 2022
A cute, sexy, smart, savage, and lazy girl who likes to sleep, eat noodles, and is probably latina. She is loyal and will do anything to protect her love ones. She probably only loves people for their money but she still loves them. She is right most of the time, she is very funny and athletic.
by A.little.weird November 21, 2023