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Susana

A Susana is technically a bitchy hoe with nothing to do than to flirt on guys she isn't that pretty and has a flat ass .She is the ugliest slut/hoe you'll meet she claims to be people's frinedns but she is a back stabbing bitch
Omg I dont want to be a Susana
by Bruh!!! December 16, 2014
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shes the best thing you'll ever meet. shes probably Hispanic and loves to sleep. Susana will be there through thick and thins and will always help you with any problem there is. Susana is the type of girl who will try to make you laugh no matter what.
susana's are fine asf
by fvckkk February 1, 2018
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A susana is a rare flower among the midst of ordinary garden variety. This can also reffer to a person.
She's a susana among that bad crowd
by anonymous chickypie... September 22, 2008
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Susana Reyna

A beautiful girl talented at everything. Super smart and a great sex goddess. Anything she does is done to perfection. Beautiful face. One of the most gorgeous human beings to roam the planet
Wow look at that girl she must be a Susana Reyna.
by LARPhero November 13, 2010
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Santa Susana High School

A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).

Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.
by retarded_pidgeon May 10, 2010
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Susana

A cute, sexy, smart, savage, and lazy girl who likes to sleep, eat noodles, and is probably latina. She is loyal and will do anything to protect her love ones. She probably only loves people for their money but she still loves them. She is right most of the time, she is very funny and athletic.
Boy 1: Do u know where Susana is?
Boy 2: No

Boy 1: I wanna ask her out.
Boy 2: She'll say no
by A.little.weird November 20, 2023
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Susana

She lights up every room she comes into, Her bright damn personality just makes everyone fall with her, she’s the kind of person you could talk to for days nonstop, You could ask her to cry with you at 4am and she would accept in a heartbeat, She’s not only pretty but she is so damn annoying it makes you want to keep talking to her for years, if she ever says “ok” leave her alone the fuck, (Susana) is the kind of person that if you tell to download 40viruses for you she would also accept LMAO, Susana is honestly the person that keeps me going from kms she’s amazing and she has the bests advices, if every girl that I know was in a line I would choose Susana in a heartbeat, I love her so much that it makes me look fucking gay but I love it, she’s so nice, pleasant
likable
agreeable
personable
charming
delightful
amiable
affable
friendly
kindly
genial
congenial
good-natured
engaging
gracious
sympathetic
understanding
compassionate
good

Cute
Kawaii
Perfect
Sexy
admirable
amiable
approved
attractive
becoming
charming
commendable
considerate
copacetic
courteous
decorous
delightful
favorable
fine and dandy
genial
gentle
gracious
helpful
ingratiating
inviting
kind
And just fucking perfect like she’s the entire sun, she lights up my life and every time someone asks me about my best friend I could take hours to describe how amazing she is honestly, this makes me sound so cringy but i don’t give a fuck, Susana is my entire sunshine.
“Hey Susana wanna call” (I have to use the godamn name in the sentence)

“Sure”
by hannfresita December 14, 2023
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