Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

surrogate grandmother

Your mother's surrogate mother.

Amy's surrogate grandmother carried Amy's mother because Amy's real grandmother couldn't have children.

by RaiderNationLV April 27, 2014

surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

by miffygrl July 29, 2009

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 8, 2022

surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.

Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.

by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020

Surrogate boyfriend

A single woman with a male child who treats the child in a manner one would treat a boyfriend.

Tiffany's son is running things like he is her boyfriend! I guess he is her Surrogate boyfriend.

by Inferno67 January 18, 2009

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013