Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.

Brandon is a surrogate felch baby

by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012

Surrogate fuck

Fucking someone you're allowed to fuck, but wishing you were fucking someone else.

Her boyfriend is so hot. Am totally going to surrogate fuck him tonight.

by Joey.D March 2, 2014

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

surrogate grandmother

Your mother's surrogate mother.

Amy's surrogate grandmother carried Amy's mother because Amy's real grandmother couldn't have children.

by RaiderNationLV April 27, 2014

surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

by miffygrl July 29, 2009

surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.

Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.

by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020