Surrogate Boyfriend

A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.

Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.

by NeonDancer October 20, 2009

surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away

Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas

by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007

Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.

Brandon is a surrogate felch baby

by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012

Surrogate fuck

Fucking someone you're allowed to fuck, but wishing you were fucking someone else.

Her boyfriend is so hot. Am totally going to surrogate fuck him tonight.

by Joey.D March 2, 2014

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Sutcliffe Surrogate

When you are sexually attracted to your siblings, but instead of boshing them you bosh people who look like them.

Hey Tom, your girlfriend looks awfully like your sister?
Yes pal, she's a Sutcliffe surrogate!

by MATTeuph December 11, 2012

Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010